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Knock Knock Jokes Collection

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults

Knock Knock Jokes # 1

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.


Knock Knock Jokes # 2

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!


Knock Knock Jokes # 3

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.


Knock Knock Jokes # 4

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?


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Knock Knock Jokes # 5

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!


Knock Knock Jokes # 6

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!


Knock Knock Jokes # 7

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh forget it, it is pointless.


Knock Knock Jokes # 8

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.


Knock Knock Jokes # 9

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!


Knock Knock Jokes # 10

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.


Knock Knock Jokes # 11

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No-one.
No-one who?
(Remain silent)


Knock Knock Jokes # 12

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!


Knock Knock Jokes # 13

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!


Knock Knock Jokes # 14

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.


Knock Knock Jokes # 15

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!


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